Friday, December 21, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
Found and lost: Inconvenient artifact #7
Athenian Tupperware, 3rd Century B.C. Lid missing, still contains petrified Hummus dribbles. Given to an intern on the dig who added it to her collection until it disappeared, as Tupperware inevitably does.
Labels:
Greek Tupperware,
Inconvenient artifact #7
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
"Traffic Snarls" Erupts on the big screen! AIFF will Show Shocking Animated Short!
Hey
friends, my hard-hitting mini-epic expose about Anchorage commuting
will be goring oxes left, right, and in reverse at the Anchorage
International Film festival. You won't want to miss this brutally honest
look at transportation issues
and what
they say about us when the AIFF brings all the adventure, all the
action, all the excitement, to the big screen all over our frosty little
town! But Pete, I hear you wail, when and where can I see this masterpiece? Just
go to the schedule here. Or, if you insist, you can see it on the teeny screen right here.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Found and Lost: Inconvenient Artifact #5
Inconvenient Artifact #5. As glimpsed from the Zeppelin "Norge" and described by Roald Admunsen in his secret diary of his 1926 Polar expedition.
Labels:
Admunsen,
igloo,
Inuit,
North Pole,
Zeppelin
Monday, November 19, 2012
Found and Lost, Incovenient artifact #4
Inconvenient artifact #4, Singed fragment of a toga recovered from beneath ruins of Roman city of Pompeii. The city was buried by an eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD. This bit of cloth was quietly stuffed in a drawer in 1965, pretty much forgotten about since then.
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Found and Lost: Inconvenient Arifact #3
Cave Painting, France. Radiocarbon dated 17,000 years old. Exact location secret until they figure out what the hell is going on.
Labels:
cattle,
Cave painting,
France,
Groucho,
Inconvenient artifact #3
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Found and Lost: Incovenient Artifacts
Bizarre artifact unearthed in Western China. Archaeologists recommend re-burial, as it is "Just too hard to explain".
Labels:
buckaroo,
China,
dragon,
inconvenient artifact,
vase
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
The Sleep of Reason reproduces Monsters (Homage to Goya)
Here is a drawing done for the show now hanging at the International Gallery of the Contemporary Art.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Sunday, October 7, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
We Interrupt this Blog for the Following Commercial Message
New T-shirt from Yours truly. Meet Dirty
O'Harra, the wee leprechaun who doesn't believe in luck. That's why he's
packin' the wee blunderbus. You want his pot o'gold? be my guest. But
you gotta ask yourself...
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Labels:
Dirty O'Harra,
Ireland,
legend,
Leprechaun,
luck,
mythology,
Wee folk
New T-Shirt Design: The Worm Ouroboros, Good Eatin'
The Worm Ouroboros is an ancient symbol of infinity, but nowhere does it seem to be written what it tastes like. Well, what else? Impress your friends with your unique knowledge of mythological culinary arcana by ordering the t-shirt, sure to be the talk of your neighborhood, dorm room or cell block. You can get it here.
Labels:
infinity,
mythogy,
T-Shirt design,
tastes like chicken,
Worm Ouroboros
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Friday, August 31, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Whiskey Jacks Southern-most Appearance of This Summer
Fresh from our figurative arson of the Gakona Roadhouse, we're prepared
to incinerate the Hatcher Pass Music Fest! See Whiskey Jacks LIVE at the
Chowder House THIS SATURDAY, August 18, 9351 N Palmer Fishhook Rd, in Palmer. We are on at 9:00
p.m.
Monday, August 13, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
And Now a word from our Sponsor: Dragon-be-gone
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Thank you, we now return you to our sporadic updates.
Now you can show your support for the noble occupation of Dragon Slaying. Emblazon your chest with the proud emblem of DRAGON-B-GONE! It’s the fiery Serpent repellent of Pros like Lancelot and St George. When the chips are down and the temperatures are up, you can count on non-combustible DRAGON-B-GONE for all your serpent repelling needs. CAUTION: ONLY SPRAY FROM UPWIND. NOT FOR INTERNAL CONSUMPTION. And remember, St. George says “Don’t be caught dead without it!”
Order yours here!
Thank you, we now return you to our sporadic updates.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Rampage in New York? There's a Shirt for That
When I posted this drawing, there arose a hue and cry, an uproar, a veritable demand that it be made available as a shirt. The invisible hand of the market (in collaboration with the invisible ear) has heard and responded! You may obtain yours here. AvailAble in several sizes, numerous colors, and infinite quantity.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
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