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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Incovenient Artifact #8

This handsome fertility Goddess dates to between 22,000 and 21,000 B.C.  Found at a dig near Tromsø, Norway. Carved with chainsaw into now-petrified wood, three feet, six inches tall. When asked to elaborate on her origins, archaeologists turned beet-red, coughed, and excused themselves, claiming that they had to go to the bathroom.

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