A Teeny Little Poem

Incovenient Artifact #8

This handsome fertility Goddess dates to between 22,000 and 21,000 B.C.  Found at a dig near Tromsø, Norway. Carved with chainsaw into now-petrified wood, three feet, six inches tall. When asked to elaborate on her origins, archaeologists turned beet-red, coughed, and excused themselves, claiming that they had to go to the bathroom.

Frankencartoon Reanimated

At the suggestion of Georgia Blue and Gina Holloman, I'm retooling some of the Uncommon Wisdom images as note cards we will sell at their gallery. Above is one of my favorites.

Holiday Letter, Year of the DRI

Found and lost: Inconvenient artifact #7

Athenian Tupperware, 3rd Century B.C. Lid missing, still contains petrified Hummus dribbles. Given to an intern on the dig who added it to her collection until it disappeared, as Tupperware inevitably does.

Troll Your Own

Scary, Exhausting, and Over Too Soon

Found and Lost: Inconvenient Artifact #6

As described (and, sadly, eaten) by members of Jacob Roggeveen's expedition in 1722.

"Traffic Snarls" Erupts on the big screen! AIFF will Show Shocking Animated Short!

Hey friends, my hard-hitting mini-epic expose about Anchorage commuting will be goring oxes left, right, and in reverse at the Anchorage International Film festival. You won't want to miss this brutally honest look at transportation issues

and what they say about us when the AIFF brings all the adventure, all the action, all the excitement, to the big screen all over our frosty little town! But Pete, I hear you wail, when and where can I see this masterpiece? Just go to the schedule here. Or, if you insist, you can see it on the teeny screen right here.

Odds Work in Mysterious Ways