Meet the New Math, Same as the Old Math

Political Seance

Meanwhile, on the Poopdeck...

A Teeny Little Poem

Incovenient Artifact #8

This handsome fertility Goddess dates to between 22,000 and 21,000 B.C.  Found at a dig near Tromsø, Norway. Carved with chainsaw into now-petrified wood, three feet, six inches tall. When asked to elaborate on her origins, archaeologists turned beet-red, coughed, and excused themselves, claiming that they had to go to the bathroom.

Frankencartoon Reanimated

At the suggestion of Georgia Blue and Gina Holloman, I'm retooling some of the Uncommon Wisdom images as note cards we will sell at their gallery. Above is one of my favorites.

Holiday Letter, Year of the DRI

Found and lost: Inconvenient artifact #7

Athenian Tupperware, 3rd Century B.C. Lid missing, still contains petrified Hummus dribbles. Given to an intern on the dig who added it to her collection until it disappeared, as Tupperware inevitably does.

Troll Your Own

Scary, Exhausting, and Over Too Soon