Monday, April 24, 2017

No More Pussy Gra... er... Pussyfooting, the Trumpworld Card Deck is Available Now

It's here, hot off my drawing pad! All the laughter, all the lies, for winning hands of any size! In full glorious Trump-o-vision (shades of white and orange.) Order now while Steve Bannon is still part of the inner circle! Incisive caricatures of the unforgettable faces of Trumplonia as seen on cable and in the fake news media adorn each and every face card! You'll get...

                                                        Not one, But TWO Trumps!

                                                Steve Bannon as the King of Diamonds

                                                       Betsy DeVos as Queen of Spades

                                                          Queen Kellyanne Conway

                                                     Newt Gingrich as the Jack of Hearts

                                                        Ivanka Trump, Queen of Spades

                                                  Jack of Spades, Jared Kushner                                                     

                                                        Jack of Diamonds Vladimir Putin

                                                            Ayn Rand, Queen of Hearts

                                                          John Roberts, King of Spades

                                                           Paul Ryan, King of Hearts

                                             ...And Sean Spicer as Jack of (Press) Clubs!

Plus all the other cards in a standard deck. Guaranteed to give you hours of pleasure playing Liar's Poker, Slapjack and War. Order yours here!