A Teeny Little Poem

Incovenient Artifact #8

This handsome fertility Goddess dates to between 22,000 and 21,000 B.C.  Found at a dig near Tromsø, Norway. Carved with chainsaw into now-petrified wood, three feet, six inches tall. When asked to elaborate on her origins, archaeologists turned beet-red, coughed, and excused themselves, claiming that they had to go to the bathroom.

Frankencartoon Reanimated

At the suggestion of Georgia Blue and Gina Holloman, I'm retooling some of the Uncommon Wisdom images as note cards we will sell at their gallery. Above is one of my favorites.