Sensing the acute need of another t-shirt in the world, I leap into the breach with this:
Now you can show your support for the noble occupation of Dragon
Slaying. Emblazon your chest with the proud emblem of DRAGON-B-GONE!
It’s the fiery Serpent repellent of Pros like Lancelot and St George.
When the chips are down and the temperatures are up, you can count on
non-combustible DRAGON-B-GONE for all your serpent repelling needs.
CAUTION: ONLY SPRAY FROM UPWIND. NOT FOR INTERNAL CONSUMPTION. And
remember, St. George says “Don’t be caught dead without it!”
Order yours here!
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