Monday, August 6, 2012

And Now a word from our Sponsor: Dragon-be-gone

Sensing the acute need of another t-shirt in the world, I leap into the breach with this:

Now you can show your support for the noble occupation of Dragon Slaying. Emblazon your chest with the proud emblem of DRAGON-B-GONE! It’s the fiery Serpent repellent of Pros like Lancelot and St George. When the chips are down and the temperatures are up, you can count on non-combustible DRAGON-B-GONE for all your serpent repelling needs. CAUTION: ONLY SPRAY FROM UPWIND. NOT FOR INTERNAL CONSUMPTION. And remember, St. George says “Don’t be caught dead without it!”

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  1. Have you tried selling this through tattoo parlors?

  2. Funny you should ask. This drawing was inspired by the Fountains of Wayne song "Red Dragon Tattoo".